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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous never forgives.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites -DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else -fixed.
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. EoJ is to be obeyed at all times.
49. Any former member of this forum who hasn't gone on to become an important member of HG on any level has failed.
50. Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions.


Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 09-08-10 08:13 PM EDT (US)     576 / 765       
AoMH could use you. Also, READ MY BLAG!


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 09-09-10 08:41 AM EDT (US)     577 / 765       
AoMH could use you
AoMH isn't asking for mods.

And I don't know if I'd apply anyway.


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Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 09-13-10 09:31 AM EDT (US)     578 / 765       
Look, can we stop beating around the bush and just make me a mod?
MODZARELLA MAN
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 09-13-10 05:47 PM EDT (US)     579 / 765       
Get a name change to that and I'll hire you

In other news, I'm still the 8th-worst poster on HG

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 09-13-10 06:38 PM EDT (US)     580 / 765       
MODZARELLA MAN
OMG YES


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman

[This message has been edited by Mozzarella Man (edited 09-15-2010 @ 01:40 AM).]

Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 09-13-10 07:31 PM EDT (US)     581 / 765       
What qualifies you as the 8th worst?

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 09-13-10 10:23 PM EDT (US)     582 / 765       
I am 62. Yay.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 09-15-10 10:09 AM EDT (US)     583 / 765       
What qualifies you as the 8th worst?
As in, I spend far too much time here
Post count lists, I'm the 8th biggest poster of HG. Though Stormy's catching quick.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 09-15-10 11:37 PM EDT (US)     584 / 765       
I remember the top 100 poster. Whatever happened to that? I always wanted to get up there, haha. Don't think I've broken 10,000 yet though.

Nope, I'm at 9619.

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor

[This message has been edited by Catabre (edited 09-15-2010 @ 11:38 PM).]

Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 09-16-10 01:27 PM EDT (US)     585 / 765       
I'll swap my modhood with you Bingo, in exchange for the power of flight.

P.S. I think it's time to make the big push for 5K posts, than maybe all of the cool internet kids will be my friend.

Feed the birds

[This message has been edited by Atzy (edited 09-16-2010 @ 01:31 PM).]

Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 09-16-10 01:58 PM EDT (US)     586 / 765       
Here's the deal

you make me a mod.

THEN i'll give you the power of flight.

You down with that?


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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 09-16-10 05:06 PM EDT (US)     587 / 765       
I allways thought the only powers mods had were to edit thread titles and ban CoC disregarding forumers.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 09-16-10 06:08 PM EDT (US)     588 / 765       
And a bitching cool colour, the staff forum, the ability to edit other people's posts and the secret to eternal life.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 09-17-10 06:56 AM EDT (US)     589 / 765       
And the Goat. That's for the 'initiation'.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 09-17-10 05:39 PM EDT (US)     590 / 765       
Hey, hey, you Brits.

You make some pretty damn good bands.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 09-17-10 06:13 PM EDT (US)     591 / 765       
Funny you should say that

I think I'm in one now.


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Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 09-17-10 09:34 PM EDT (US)     592 / 765       
The goat *shudders*

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 09-18-10 06:19 AM EDT (US)     593 / 765       
You make some pretty damn good bands.
Which ones?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Drakontos
Dúnadan
posted 09-18-10 07:10 AM EDT (US)     594 / 765       
Def Leppard.

Also, sup amigos. What's new around here?

PROCRASTINATE NOT · JAMAIS ARRIERE
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 09-19-10 11:20 PM EDT (US)     595 / 765       
Which ones?
Keane and Muse.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 09-21-10 00:25 AM EDT (US)     596 / 765       
Moar liek Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, etc, amirite?

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 09-21-10 07:52 PM EDT (US)     597 / 765       
No, urnotrite.

Moar liek Rolling Stones, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton.


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 09-22-10 08:09 PM EDT (US)     598 / 765       
You're both right.

Plus Oasis.

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 09-23-10 02:06 AM EDT (US)     599 / 765       
Blur, Suede, and Stone Roses.


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Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 09-24-10 10:28 AM EDT (US)     600 / 765       
Oh yeah, Arvy is right too, I missed Muse.

And Blur? The band that made that one random one-hit wonder?

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
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