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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


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Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
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[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 08-19-10 08:55 AM EDT (US)     551 / 765       
How were the results EoJ?

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 08-19-10 04:07 PM EDT (US)     552 / 765       
I forgot a level results day until today - the things the IB does to me.

Then I realised the school over the road from mine got the best results in the whole country. Bloody hell.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 08-20-10 07:31 AM EDT (US)     553 / 765       
How were the results EoJ?
You cheeky bugger, I was looking for you yesterday to see if you'd gotten in to York or wherever.

I got into Birmingham Uni to do a masters in Chemistry The offer was ABB, but I missed a B in chemistry by 15 marks, yet they seemed to have loved me enough to accept me anyway. Oh, and I've no idea how I've managed to get an A in Geography, much less beat a load of people in my class- I was retaking the entire year.

So yeah, A (Geog) B (Biology) C (Chemistry). What a week

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 08-21-10 02:54 AM EDT (US)     554 / 765       
Yayayayayayay.

I have to somehow salvage a mark in the next 2 months good enough to secure me a Bachelor of Arts at Sydney University, which is the best university in the entire country, and one of the best in the world.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 08-21-10 10:27 PM EDT (US)     555 / 765       
You cheeky bugger, I was looking for you yesterday to see if you'd gotten in to York or wherever.
Well you didn't look very hard considering I only post on 2 heavens. And York rejected me when I applied.
I got into Birmingham Uni to do a masters in Chemistry The offer was ABB, but I missed a B in chemistry by 15 marks, yet they seemed to have loved me enough to accept me anyway. Oh, and I've no idea how I've managed to get an A in Geography, much less beat a load of people in my class- I was retaking the entire year.

So yeah, A (Geog) B (Biology) C (Chemistry). What a week
Congrats! I got A (Law) B (History) B (English Lit) and got my first place choice of Lancaster despite them asking for AAB.

A good years work I believe.
a Bachelor of Arts at Sydney University, which is the best university in the entire country
Isn't that the only uni in the Australia?

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 08-21-10 10:29 PM EDT (US)     556 / 765       
Oh by the way EoJ:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/table/2010/jun/04/university-league-table

Lancaster - 6th
Birmingham - 30th


"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 08-22-10 10:10 AM EDT (US)     557 / 765       
Congrats! I got A (Law) B (History) B (English Lit) and got my first place choice of Lancaster despite them asking for AAB.

A good years work I believe.
Fantastic, well done Pop into Birmingham at some stage.
Oh by the way EoJ:
Dude, Birmingham has a lake on their accommodation. I was sold the minute I saw that

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 08-23-10 01:56 AM EDT (US)     558 / 765       
Got back yesterday. Got a lot done at camp.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 08-23-10 05:49 PM EDT (US)     559 / 765       
Likewise to your goodself enemy! If your ever in Lancaster for some bizarre reason give us a nod!

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 08-24-10 06:25 PM EDT (US)     560 / 765       
Do you guys have any idea what you're gonna study?

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 08-25-10 03:45 AM EDT (US)     561 / 765       
I'm doing Chemistry, I think Banned is doing History?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Jax
HG Monument
(id: Jax Omen)
posted 08-26-10 03:11 PM EDT (US)     562 / 765       
Dude, Birmingham has a lake on their accommodation. I was sold the minute I saw that
That list has Hull as 3rd best for Chemistry. Awww man EoJ you got SERVED going to Birmingham

house won this
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 09-01-10 07:12 PM EDT (US)     563 / 765       
I think Banned is doing History?
And English.

If any1 still cares.

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 09-01-10 10:05 PM EDT (US)     564 / 765       
If they ever make Empire Earth 4, Banned, you will definitely get the scenario job then. Great scenario designing skills in combination with a English+History major!

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap

[This message has been edited by Ashrzr (edited 09-01-2010 @ 10:05 PM).]

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 09-02-10 06:04 AM EDT (US)     565 / 765       
That list has Hull as 3rd best for Chemistry. Awww man EoJ you got SERVED going to Birmingham
Stop it. Hull was one of my 3 equal top choices

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 09-02-10 08:51 AM EDT (US)     566 / 765       
If anyone ever chooses to make an EE4 (As very very unlikely as that is) and wants to make it similar to EE1, and if I'm asked to help design the scenarios I'd be so happy

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 09-02-10 09:38 AM EDT (US)     567 / 765       
Well, I am going to Computer Science with a Digital Media focus, and so I'll make it a life-long goal of mine to get EE4 made.

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 09-06-10 11:41 AM EDT (US)     568 / 765       
Wel well well, when did Ash become a mod?

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 09-06-10 06:04 PM EDT (US)     569 / 765       
About a month by my reckoning, stranger

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 09-06-10 07:49 PM EDT (US)     570 / 765       
Damn, I've been away too long.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 09-06-10 08:55 PM EDT (US)     571 / 765       
Its been a while Nacht, you just kinda disappeared. So did I though :P

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 09-06-10 10:11 PM EDT (US)     572 / 765       
Look, can we stop beating around the bush and just make me a mod?


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Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 09-07-10 12:35 PM EDT (US)     573 / 765       
Look, can we stop beating around the bush and just make me a mod?


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Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 09-07-10 11:37 PM EDT (US)     574 / 765       
I honestly have no idea why Ben isn't a mod here. Seriously, what possible reason could there be? James Hook--JAMES HOOK--is a mod, and Ben isn't? This makes no sense.


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 09-08-10 11:45 AM EDT (US)     575 / 765       
This place has no need of any more mods - or any at all really, we're all good kids - and I've never volunteered.


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[This message has been edited by Bingo Little (edited 09-08-2010 @ 11:46 AM).]

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