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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous never forgives.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites -DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else -fixed.
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. EoJ is to be obeyed at all times.
49. Any former member of this forum who hasn't gone on to become an important member of HG on any level has failed.
50. Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions.


Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-10-09 06:33 PM EDT (US)     51 / 765       


Does this help?

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 11-10-09 06:54 PM EDT (US)     52 / 765       
It does, now that the Japanese "are just like us now".

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Zombie Gaddafi
Eater of no hats
(id: NeverPlayedHalo3)
posted 11-10-09 07:22 PM EDT (US)     53 / 765       
Lol.

4:45 PM - Papaya: can I say that I want to put a ****ing knife in his throat and then take it back

If you don't like it here, we're not making you stay, so please, feel free to leave so Hook and I can make love to each other in peace.~ Shanks
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-10-09 07:36 PM EDT (US)     54 / 765       
Dang guys, I used to be able to tell which party thread was for debat and the other for spam. Now I can't.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-10-09 07:43 PM EDT (US)     55 / 765       
This thread makes me want to cry.
Bingo's lack of italics made Arvy want to cry.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-10-09 08:43 PM EDT (US)     56 / 765       
Bingo just didn't get it.

Feed the birds
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-10-09 09:00 PM EDT (US)     57 / 765       
Neither do I, apparently.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-10-09 09:10 PM EDT (US)     58 / 765       
In rage, Arvy, instead of but saying "*attacks Blatant*", leaped on to Blatant's back, clawing away at his skin, peeling it off layer by layer. Blatant was helpless, screaming and writhing. Arvy jumped off, only to them come rushing back with a machete, chopping Blatant's head off. He lapped up the blood.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-10-09 09:26 PM EDT (US)     59 / 765       
Nacht swooped down and banned Arvy, avenging Blatant and the people of AoEH.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-10-09 09:39 PM EDT (US)     60 / 765       
Andalus doesn't care.
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-10-09 11:29 PM EDT (US)     61 / 765       
I was totally down with all of this until "He lapped up the blood."
You've gone too far Arvedui. Too far.

Feed the birds
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-10-09 11:33 PM EDT (US)     62 / 765       
I think blood tastes rather good, really.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-10-09 11:39 PM EDT (US)     63 / 765       
I had my bicuspids out earlier this year and had my fill of blood. No longer shall I haunt the night.

(swirls mysterious black cape)

Feed the birds
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-11-09 00:19 AM EDT (US)     64 / 765       
Haunting the night is what I'm trained to do.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-11-09 00:21 AM EDT (US)     65 / 765       
Dear Andalus,

What the hell is Holy Diver about? I'm pretty sure it's either heroin or nothing at all, but since you like it so much you probably know for sure.

Nacht xoxoxo

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-11-09 02:41 AM EDT (US)     66 / 765       
I had my bicuspids out earlier this year and had my fill of blood.
The heart valves?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-11-09 03:42 AM EDT (US)     67 / 765       
You've gone too far Arvedui. Too far.
Arvy howled.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-11-09 05:10 AM EDT (US)     68 / 765       
Nacht, as far as I am aware it is indeed about heroin. It is full of metaphors/slang relating to it. It would be quite amusing though if it actually was just nonsense and we are simply appending our own meanings to it.

Incidentally, have you heard the cover version by folk metal band Otyg?

[This message has been edited by Andalus (edited 11-11-2009 @ 05:11 AM).]

algis1992
Dúnadan
posted 11-11-09 10:37 AM EDT (US)     69 / 765       
Algis said: "Hi".
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-11-09 10:38 AM EDT (US)     70 / 765       
No, just the Killswitch cover. I've never heard anything like that before, but whatever it is I like it.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-11-09 02:38 PM EDT (US)     71 / 765       


Something for remembrance day.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-11-09 02:42 PM EDT (US)     72 / 765       
Another tribute-

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-11-09 03:55 PM EDT (US)     73 / 765       

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 11-11-09 04:07 PM EDT (US)     74 / 765       

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-11-09 09:09 PM EDT (US)     75 / 765       


This does it. I've lost all faith in mankind.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
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