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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous never forgives.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites -DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else -fixed.
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. EoJ is to be obeyed at all times.
49. Any former member of this forum who hasn't gone on to become an important member of HG on any level has failed.
50. Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions.


Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 02-09-10 11:45 AM EDT (US)     401 / 765       
'Twas very good, Arvy.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 02-09-10 02:04 PM EDT (US)     402 / 765       
It was good, definitely better than I could do.

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 02-09-10 06:04 PM EDT (US)     403 / 765       
Saddening but well composed.

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Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 02-09-10 06:57 PM EDT (US)     404 / 765       
Very nice.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 02-11-10 02:55 AM EDT (US)     405 / 765       
Nice.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 02-11-10 05:24 PM EDT (US)     406 / 765       
Thank you, all!

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 02-12-10 09:24 AM EDT (US)     407 / 765       
*Rubs Arvys ego*

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 02-12-10 04:00 PM EDT (US)     408 / 765       
*Does not watch censored scene*

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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 02-17-10 12:57 PM EDT (US)     409 / 765       
Now for a poem I wrote shortly after I got back:

MOAB
'Twas not so very long ago,
I went to a land where sagebrush grow,
Where mammoth arches do reside,
If one was not impressed they surely lied,
With a sky pink at dusk and blue at day,
You won't be bored along the way,
Here the great Tyranosaurs left there mark,
As you'll see when you embark,
And the Pterosaurs flew once overhead,
'Tis very lucky they're all dead,
The Navajo shepards came to feed their goats,
Unlucky passerby found Geronimo who slit their throats,
Kokapelli plays his sweet flute
Though in recent times it's somewhat mute
Now tourists come to do as they like,
To ski and shop and mountain bike,
Only here in this great land,
Let's hope it won't go overhand!

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 03-05-10 03:36 PM EDT (US)     410 / 765       
I've been incredibly sick with a cough that has lasted 2 weeks (and still going!) after I recovered from a throat and sinus infection. I hate being sick.

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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 03-05-10 04:46 PM EDT (US)     411 / 765       
celt x is a lovely program. It makes writing my script all nice and easy and pretty.


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Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 03-05-10 05:02 PM EDT (US)     412 / 765       
I've been incredibly sick with a cough that has lasted 2 weeks (and still going!) after I recovered from a throat and sinus infection. I hate being sick.
Me, too! D:

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 03-07-10 01:35 AM EDT (US)     413 / 765       
I've been stuck with a sinus infection since late December. I'm on my fifth round of antibiotics.

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 03-07-10 05:52 PM EDT (US)     414 / 765       
You've also been stuck with a bad case of invisibility. How did you fix that?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Catabre
BFME2H Replay Reviewer - Library Guildsman
posted 03-08-10 01:55 PM EDT (US)     415 / 765       
Well that came along with high school classes and college classes How did I fix that? I actually don't have any college classes right now (for about a week and a half) and I'm not hanging out with any real life friends.

Got accepted to my college of choice, Tennessee Tech (they have an excellent engineering school), with my best friend as my roommate.

"Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

"Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 03-08-10 08:19 PM EDT (US)     416 / 765       
Congrats. Sounds like you'll be having a lot of fun.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 03-08-10 10:58 PM EDT (US)     417 / 765       
Speaking of college, I went to a class today expected a midterm and found that the Wednesday I skipped, the class voted to postpone it until this Wednesday.

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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 03-10-10 02:33 PM EDT (US)     418 / 765       
I was sick for the whole time I was visiting my relatives. It's been a few months, but my parents are sick now.

Sorry I haven't posted in a bit. I've been very busy.

Also, last saturday, my dog died .

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Bendak
Dúnadan
posted 03-11-10 07:19 PM EDT (US)     419 / 765       
Who here remembers me?

hmmm long time ago!

B e n d e r s . . . © 2004

ex SWGBH scn designer
ex BFME2H cherub
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 03-12-10 01:51 AM EDT (US)     420 / 765       
I'm sorry, Bachus How old was s/he?

Hello, Bendak. Long time indeed

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 03-13-10 04:28 PM EDT (US)     421 / 765       
I'm sorry, Bachus How old was s/he?
17. That's like a Genesis patriarch in dog years. I have no memories of life before having him . We'd been expecting him to just drop dead for six years or so. He just wouldn't die. It became kind of a joke. So his accumulating decline and collapsing then having to put him down was painfull. I'm staring to get over it.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 03-14-10 05:39 AM EDT (US)     422 / 765       
Bloody hell, that's ancient. Must of had a long, lazy life. Hope you're OK- when my dog died it was over in about a week from when he started declining.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 03-14-10 04:21 PM EDT (US)     423 / 765       
He'd been in decline for years. We think he lived so long because of where we've been living in a semirural area for the last ten years.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 03-19-10 12:19 PM EDT (US)     424 / 765       
I'm sorry to read your dog perished, Bachus.

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Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 03-19-10 02:52 PM EDT (US)     425 / 765       
I always miss my old dog. I remember when she got high on some pot-brownie crumbs.


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