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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous never forgives.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites -DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else -fixed.
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. EoJ is to be obeyed at all times.
49. Any former member of this forum who hasn't gone on to become an important member of HG on any level has failed.
50. Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions.


Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 12-09-09 06:16 AM EDT (US)     251 / 765       
I am also friends with EoJ and I constantly pester him by posting inane rubbish on his statuses.
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 12-09-09 10:57 AM EDT (US)     252 / 765       
Your statuses about penguins are certainly intriguing.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 12-09-09 11:34 AM EDT (US)     253 / 765       
Also I am friends with Jax and Atzy and EoJ and they all brighten my day occasionally.
I am also friends with EoJ and I constantly pester him by posting inane rubbish on his statuses.
Yeah, I tend to laugh at whatever you two post

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 12-09-09 11:56 AM EDT (US)     254 / 765       
So should I be friends with you lot on facebook?


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Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 12-09-09 01:50 PM EDT (US)     255 / 765       
I am also friends with EoJ and I constantly pester him by posting inane rubbish on his statuses.
They are called statii sir, any fool knows that.

I am only friends with Nacht, EoJ, and Hugh - HG STAFF ONLY - the rest of you lot are far too immature for me to deal with, though EoJ only posts about British politics, and Hugh barely ever posts, and I hid Nacht from my news feed months ago and there doesn't seem to be an option to unhide him short of kicking him from my friends list and adding him again, and I fear he would see right through such crafty duplicity!

If you ever get a faceboook, hit me up Arvy because I only post the most riveting intellectually provocative statii about which we could have a lovely discourse I'm sure.

Feed the birds

[This message has been edited by Atzy (edited 12-09-2009 @ 01:52 PM).]

Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 12-09-09 01:56 PM EDT (US)     256 / 765       
So should I be friends with you lot on facebook?
Yes.

And I added a guy named Ashwin Mehra once. Guess it wasn't Arvy...

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 12-09-09 03:35 PM EDT (US)     257 / 765       
Arvy has a Facebook. Unless there's another Ashwin Mehra.

I'm friends with Hugh, EoJ, Nacht, Ashrzr, Ninja Jedi, and a bunch of staff members I can't remember.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 12-09-09 04:17 PM EDT (US)     258 / 765       
If any of you want me to add you on facebook, giving me the ability to find your profile might help


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Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 12-09-09 04:25 PM EDT (US)     259 / 765       
They are called statii sir, any fool knows that.
Only one i, silly. Statii would be the plural of statius.

Edit: yo Bingo, I am HERES.

[This message has been edited by Andalus (edited 12-09-2009 @ 04:26 PM).]

Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 12-09-09 05:07 PM EDT (US)     260 / 765       
I am now friends with Blatant and Andalus.

Or Tim and Drew, as they're also known.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 12-09-09 05:43 PM EDT (US)     261 / 765       
I'm afraid I'm a little iffy when it comes to my facebook. I tend not to add anyone who's not staff, though Taylor was friended before I decided to do this.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 12-09-09 05:59 PM EDT (US)     262 / 765       
Everyone knows Taylor is ace staff material.

Feed the birds
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 12-09-09 06:28 PM EDT (US)     263 / 765       
Hm, lessee, I have EoJ, Gaius, Yak, Jax, Nacht, HP Lovesauce, LoH, Sir Wulf, Crue Knight and Bingo. So only 60% of those are staffies.

[This message has been edited by Andalus (edited 12-10-2009 @ 12:07 PM).]

Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 12-09-09 06:30 PM EDT (US)     264 / 765       
and I hid Nacht from my news feed months ago and there doesn't seem to be an option to unhide him short of kicking him from my friends list and adding him again, and I fear he would see right through such crafty duplicity!
At least you didn't forget who I was again.
I am now friends with Blatant and Andalus.

Or Tim and Drew, as they're also known.
James feels left out.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 12-09-09 07:24 PM EDT (US)     265 / 765       
Everyone knows Taylor is ace staff material.
The only reason I am not coloured is because I'm a dirty racist.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-10-09 00:58 AM EDT (US)     266 / 765       
Incidentally, I googled that just to remind myself if it was in the original text, and stumbled across this wonderful webpage...
You know, that was going so fine, I was enjoying the read, until I came upon...
"Sauron, Saruman and the ever-present Orcs in the Age of Barack Obama. "
*sighs*
The only free thing a government can give its people are the chains on their wrists, the chains on their ankles and the chains on their minds to enslave them.
Oh, yes, let's get rid of government. Who cares that without the laws that a government provides, each man would be free to take another's freedom. Let's just get up and kill all the non-White non-Christians non-Right Wing non-Fascists out there!
If you ever get a faceboook, hit me up Arvy because I only post the most riveting intellectually provocative statii about which we could have a lovely discourse I'm sure.
I guess...
You guys make such a convincing argument that I feel like going and making a Facebook page with no personal info simply to converse more with all of you.
After writing this post.
Arvy has a Facebook. Unless there's another Ashwin Mehra.
There must be, as I've never created a Facebook account, and wouldn't with my name anyway.

Anyway, off to make an account... Will edit this when done (or reply if someone else makes a post).

EDIT: Lazy Bastards.
Anyway, I'm now "Arvy Arvedui", if anyone wants to add me or whatever the hell you call it.
I feel like a Luddite. In a good way.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!

[This message has been edited by arvedui (edited 12-10-2009 @ 01:19 AM).]

Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 12-10-09 01:44 AM EDT (US)     267 / 765       
Added you but forgot to mention it was Atzy from the forums. You're the fourth person now on my friends list who's using an alias, though all the others I know from real life.

The great thing about facebook is that you don't have to keep using it if it doesn't tickle your fancy.

Feed the birds
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 12-10-09 11:06 AM EDT (US)     268 / 765       
Huh, that's odd- I once got repeated adds from an Ashwin Mehra that I kept ignoring.
Someone may be impersonating you, Arvy.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 12-10-09 03:31 PM EDT (US)     269 / 765       
Added you Arvy. Congratulations, you have been sucked into the Facebook cult.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 12-10-09 05:01 PM EDT (US)     270 / 765       
Added you. Time for the cult initiation ceremony.

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Jax
HG Monument
(id: Jax Omen)
posted 12-10-09 05:42 PM EDT (US)     271 / 765       
I'm afraid I'm a little iffy when it comes to my facebook. I tend not to add anyone who's not staff, though Taylor was friended before I decided to do this.
why
here must be, as I've never created a Facebook account, and wouldn't with my name anyway.
why and why

Also I am MATTHEW WARDILL you will recognise me from my pictures.

house won this
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 12-10-09 06:20 PM EDT (US)     272 / 765       
You're in as well, I think, Jax. I think it was just a few that had added me before I started adding real life friends.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 12-10-09 07:15 PM EDT (US)     273 / 765       
Huh, that's odd- I once got repeated adds from an Ashwin Mehra that I kept ignoring.
Someone may be impersonating you, Arvy.
Odd.

Well, if they are, 'tis ok. I guess everyone wants to be cool like me.
Added you Arvy. Congratulations, you have been sucked into the Facebook cult.
But no personal info!
Added you. Time for the cult initiation ceremony.
Does it involve copious amounts of sex? Cause if so, hell yes.
why and why
Cause I never got the point of facebook and I like to protect my private info (I'm horrible at this one).
Also I am MATTHEW WARDILL you will recognise me from my pictures.
Lots of Wardell's and Wadill's, but no Wardill's.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Franey
Town Drunk
(id: Franey_rules)
posted 12-10-09 07:33 PM EDT (US)     274 / 765       
facebook is a cancer... kimo hasn't helped me yet.
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 12-10-09 08:02 PM EDT (US)     275 / 765       
who are you?

Feed the birds
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