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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous never forgives.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites -DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else -fixed.
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. EoJ is to be obeyed at all times.
49. Any former member of this forum who hasn't gone on to become an important member of HG on any level has failed.
50. Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions.


Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-27-09 06:00 PM EDT (US)     176 / 765       
I'm hiding in your warderobe


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Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-27-09 06:02 PM EDT (US)     177 / 765       
once we have tricked your government into taking away the guns, the rest of the world shall unite to invade the USA and slaughter you all.
Over my dead bod....oh, that's the point.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-27-09 06:28 PM EDT (US)     178 / 765       
Na, at least another 3 years.
You're horrible at math.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-27-09 07:01 PM EDT (US)     179 / 765       
You are terrible at English.

[This message has been edited by Andalus (edited 11-27-2009 @ 07:03 PM).]

Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-27-09 07:44 PM EDT (US)     180 / 765       
You're terrible at life.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-27-09 07:45 PM EDT (US)     181 / 765       
Yes. What is your point?
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-27-09 08:16 PM EDT (US)     182 / 765       
WHY ARE YOU SO TERRIBLE AT LIFE????

Feed the birds
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-28-09 01:23 AM EDT (US)     183 / 765       
GET IT RIGHT

GEEZE

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-28-09 07:27 PM EDT (US)     184 / 765       
CIGAREETS AND WHUSKEY AND WILD WILD WOMEN

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-28-09 07:52 PM EDT (US)     185 / 765       
YEEEE HAWWWW

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-28-09 08:10 PM EDT (US)     186 / 765       
[/CAPS LOCK FAD]

OHWAI-

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 11-29-09 11:12 AM EDT (US)     187 / 765       
Chess.

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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-29-09 01:00 PM EDT (US)     188 / 765       
No, no, no, you must join us in playing the true game of champions. No holds barred, requiring great planning and strategy.

Snakes and ladders.


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Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-29-09 01:17 PM EDT (US)     189 / 765       
I prefer Mancala, myself.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-29-09 04:15 PM EDT (US)     190 / 765       
Mornington Crescent.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-29-09 05:08 PM EDT (US)     191 / 765       
Sing one song to the tune of another is a superior party game.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-29-09 05:11 PM EDT (US)     192 / 765       
Chess.

Feed the birds
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-29-09 10:13 PM EDT (US)     193 / 765       
I played a good game of Arabian Square last night.
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-29-09 10:39 PM EDT (US)     194 / 765       
Never could get into chess. Too many rules and far too slow. I hate playing Chess Titans on the computor, chiefly because it's impossible to beat the CPU.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-30-09 01:08 AM EDT (US)     195 / 765       
What's your difficulty level?

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-30-09 01:17 AM EDT (US)     196 / 765       
A basic expertise at the game of Chess is fairly essential to the repertoire of skills any gentleman should acquire.

Feed the birds
Peter Fallon
Dúnadan
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 11-30-09 02:09 AM EDT (US)     197 / 765       
Bachus, chess computers have a flaw where they can't detect indirect attacks on the king.

Course I could tell you more but you should play against humans. Using specific strategies that will mostly only work on computers will just hurt your skill level. Play online.

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-30-09 11:02 AM EDT (US)     198 / 765       
I got a conditional offer from Hull University today- for all intents and purposes it's straight Bs

And a lovely little handwritten thing at the bottom that said the admissions tutor is pleased to read of my musical and drama talent

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-30-09 02:02 PM EDT (US)     199 / 765       
Awesome! Though I'm not applying for a while yet, I'll be looking at York.


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Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-30-09 06:41 PM EDT (US)     200 / 765       
I used to be quite good at Chess but haven't played for a long while.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
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