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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous never forgives.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites -DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else -fixed.
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. EoJ is to be obeyed at all times.
49. Any former member of this forum who hasn't gone on to become an important member of HG on any level has failed.
50. Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions.


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[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-24-09 05:49 PM EDT (US)     151 / 765       
No, I was the abuser.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-24-09 06:27 PM EDT (US)     152 / 765       
The last 15 posts basically contain the dynamics of this forum and how we work here

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-25-09 00:52 AM EDT (US)     153 / 765       
It's a wonderful environment.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-25-09 00:56 AM EDT (US)     154 / 765       
Crude sex jokes and fanfares? I believe I've just defined BfME2H.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-25-09 01:05 AM EDT (US)     155 / 765       
It's appalling how much this site has degraded with age.

Back in my day we had things such as wit, and clever banter. Back when Anc, Gandalf, Smeagol, Scotty, and Mighty were still around.

Feed the birds
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-25-09 05:11 AM EDT (US)     156 / 765       
Yes, but they've all moved on. We're relics of a bygone age, Atzy. It's high time you realised that.

Not that I don't miss it. They were some of the best days.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-25-09 07:27 AM EDT (US)     157 / 765       
TaylorFlame, manliness on a stick.


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Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-25-09 12:54 PM EDT (US)     158 / 765       
Incorrect, a concept cannot be placed upon a stick.
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 11-25-09 01:14 PM EDT (US)     159 / 765       
Nothing is impossible in principle. What if you isolated the neurons that formed that concept and impaled them or put it on a flash-drive (memory stick!)?

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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-25-09 02:34 PM EDT (US)     160 / 765       
or what if you stuck a spear through him?


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Peter Fallon
Dúnadan
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 11-25-09 03:53 PM EDT (US)     161 / 765       
I'd buy a flash drive with TaylorFlame neurons attached to it. My computer is such a pansy.

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-25-09 05:29 PM EDT (US)     162 / 765       
or what if you stuck a spear through him?
I'm all for this one. And when we're done, I say we go after Andalus.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-26-09 04:17 AM EDT (US)     163 / 765       
Damn right, you should always go after me. Good to see you've finally learned your place is waiting in line.
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-26-09 05:49 AM EDT (US)     164 / 765       
or what if you stuck a spear through him?
Past experiences show it usually ends badly for the person with the spear.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-26-09 02:16 PM EDT (US)     165 / 765       
When facing someone with a spear, it really rather depends on the experience of both combatants. An experienced fighter with a shortarm can easily run down a spearman and get them in their killing distance. However, if the spearman shortens their weapon quickly, or switches to their sidearm, their odds are increased greatly. When there are multiple fighters on either side, the spearmen should almost always win if the average skill of both lines is equal.

[This message has been edited by Andalus (edited 11-26-2009 @ 02:17 PM).]

Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-26-09 03:14 PM EDT (US)     166 / 765       
Also, having a submachine gun helps.


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Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-26-09 03:54 PM EDT (US)     167 / 765       
Only slightly though.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-26-09 03:57 PM EDT (US)     168 / 765       
I can tell you that having a submachine gun would not help, since you wouldn't get past the authenticity check to get on the battlefield.
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-26-09 10:23 PM EDT (US)     169 / 765       
We're all gonna live in the woods one day,

When the Government takes our guns away!

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 11-26-09 11:01 PM EDT (US)     170 / 765       
Things will be pleasant, don't you say

When the government takes our guns away.

I can do it, too.

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-27-09 02:33 AM EDT (US)     171 / 765       
When the government takes your guns away your average life expectancy might start approaching British standards

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-27-09 03:19 AM EDT (US)     172 / 765       
So I get to be old and miserable for another few months?

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-27-09 10:38 AM EDT (US)     173 / 765       
Na, at least another 3 years.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-27-09 11:34 AM EDT (US)     174 / 765       
However, you will not be able to enoy that extra few years, since once we have tricked your government into taking away the guns, the rest of the world shall unite to invade the USA and slaughter you all.
Peter Fallon
Dúnadan
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 11-27-09 05:13 PM EDT (US)     175 / 765       
I'm not keen on giving more power to Russia.


But yeah America, give up your guns and you're screwed. Why do you think your government has wanted you to own arms since it was established?!


The British are everywhere, man.

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
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