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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
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4. Anonymous is legion.
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6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
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9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
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26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
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33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
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40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
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46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
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Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-16-09 07:34 PM EDT (US)     101 / 765       
Yeah those are definitely the only possibilities at play here.

Feed the birds
Zombie Gaddafi
Eater of no hats
(id: NeverPlayedHalo3)
posted 11-16-09 08:30 PM EDT (US)     102 / 765       
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were religious.

4:45 PM - Papaya: can I say that I want to put a ****ing knife in his throat and then take it back

If you don't like it here, we're not making you stay, so please, feel free to leave so Hook and I can make love to each other in peace.~ Shanks
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-16-09 08:55 PM EDT (US)     103 / 765       
I shave once a week, as I'm not some sort of werewolf nor am I non-pubescent.

Or, you know, a hardcore Christian who finds it necessary to follow every last rule in the Bible.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
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"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!

[This message has been edited by arvedui (edited 11-16-2009 @ 08:56 PM).]

Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-16-09 11:08 PM EDT (US)     104 / 765       
A Jew doing that would be much more plausible.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-16-09 11:26 PM EDT (US)     105 / 765       
I have to twice a week. Had a 'stache for a while. Shaved it off as I looked to old .
Or, you know, a hardcore Christian who finds it necessary to follow every last rule in the Bible.
Was that really neccesary? Besides, it doesn't say you can't shave. Leviticus 19:27 says you can't mar or round the corners of your beard. Big difference. What's more if your Christian the Law is fuffilled under Jesus and the New Covenent. Glad that was cleared up.

Anyways, here's a great vid:




Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy

[This message has been edited by Old Bachus (edited 11-16-2009 @ 11:36 PM).]

TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-17-09 02:29 AM EDT (US)     106 / 765       
I shave daily.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Jax
HG Monument
(id: Jax Omen)
posted 11-17-09 03:49 AM EDT (US)     107 / 765       
I shave hourly.

house won this
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-17-09 05:59 AM EDT (US)     108 / 765       
Have my babies

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-17-09 08:11 AM EDT (US)     109 / 765       
You lot need to stop this nonsense and embrace the power of the beard.
algis1992
Dúnadan
posted 11-17-09 08:21 AM EDT (US)     110 / 765       
Oh they are talking about beards!? :-o
I thought it was something else first :S
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-17-09 10:39 AM EDT (US)     111 / 765       
I can't figure out why so many people shave their facial hair. A beard is very sexy in my opinion. Don't take that the wrong way.

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-17-09 11:04 AM EDT (US)     112 / 765       
Not everyone can pull off a beard, aesthetically or genetically.

Feed the birds
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-17-09 01:05 PM EDT (US)     113 / 765       
Every male member of my dad's side of the family has a beard. I will not be like them!

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-17-09 01:09 PM EDT (US)     114 / 765       
Beards are awesome.

In other news... TODAY IS CAKE TUESDAY - BAKE, EVERYBODY!
Peter Fallon
Dúnadan
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 11-17-09 01:42 PM EDT (US)     115 / 765       
I don't think I can handle pastries. I think I have the flu.


It was nice knowing you guys.

I blame Arvy

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-17-09 05:11 PM EDT (US)     116 / 765       
THE CAKE IS A LIE
I blame Arvy
Actually, I'd blame the French.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 11-17-09 05:21 PM EDT (US)     117 / 765       
I could not shave for a month and nobody would notice.

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
1st July 1916, The Somme (4.6), The Long Road to France (4.8) and A Place Called Waterloo (4.8)
President of EEH, alongside Ashrzr (FILM DUDE!)
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-18-09 01:00 PM EDT (US)     118 / 765       
I've tried to grow a beard. I could easilly in a week or two, problem is my face gets very ichty.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-18-09 01:53 PM EDT (US)     119 / 765       
A beard is very sexy in my opinion.
How' you doin?
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-18-09 02:06 PM EDT (US)     120 / 765       
Quite well, thank you. And you?

*Thinks of Get On Your Boots, except with beards*

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 11-18-09 08:05 PM EDT (US)     121 / 765       
You all shall have picture of me with a goatee soon.

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\_____\--\\¦| Seraph |¦//--/_____/
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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-19-09 12:43 PM EDT (US)     122 / 765       
Hugh might be doing goatse soon!


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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-19-09 01:02 PM EDT (US)     123 / 765       
*grabs bottle of Brain Bleach*

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Peter Fallon
Dúnadan
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 11-19-09 01:37 PM EDT (US)     124 / 765       
This kind of bleach?


☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-19-09 03:49 PM EDT (US)     125 / 765       

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson

[This message has been edited by Blatant7 (edited 11-19-2009 @ 03:52 PM).]

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