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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
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4. Anonymous is legion.
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Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
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Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 05-14-10 07:34 PM EDT (US)     476 / 765       
Well, their policy was "Side with the party with the most votes."

But the recent times of political unrest moved me so much, I was inspired. Take a read.


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Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 05-14-10 09:52 PM EDT (US)     477 / 765       
Alabama may think Blair is still the PM. But I believe most people at lease know there is another PM, even if they don't know his name. People in more metropolitan cites, however, should know that Cameron in the new PM.


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
MR ANCALAGON
Dúnadan
(id: Ancalagon_4554)
posted 05-16-10 08:01 PM EDT (US)     478 / 765       
In other news, I have just graduated from high school!
Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 05-16-10 08:49 PM EDT (US)     479 / 765       
OPA! MOZEL TOV!


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-17-10 10:49 AM EDT (US)     480 / 765       
Explosm.net is flagged as a malware site by Chrome and Firefox, so don't go on C&H for a while.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 05-17-10 12:24 PM EDT (US)     481 / 765       
Looks like i'll have to get my jokes that make me feel like a terrible person elsewhere.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-19-10 05:07 PM EDT (US)     482 / 765       
Ah, it's fine again. Just look out for Melware...

In other news, one of my ex-maths classmates has managed to sell 3000 trollies to Argos under the eyes of Lord Sugar. Wow.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 05-19-10 05:20 PM EDT (US)     483 / 765       
Junior Apprentice?


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-19-10 06:17 PM EDT (US)     484 / 765       
Yep

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 05-20-10 00:21 AM EDT (US)     485 / 765       
Anc visited! Congrats on graduating HS, now the real stuff begins.

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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 05-29-10 02:58 AM EDT (US)     486 / 765       
R.I.P. Gary Coleman.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 05-29-10 04:10 AM EDT (US)     487 / 765       
Gary Coleman died, yeah. No big deal. Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity.

I don't think a single person here is old enough even to remember Coleman in his heyday. Sucks that he died, though, I guess.


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 05-31-10 02:51 AM EDT (US)     488 / 765       
[qute]Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity.

Sigged. Likewis, when you've stooped to playing in casinos, you are no longer a legend.
I don't think a single person here is old enough even to remember Coleman in his heyday. Sucks that he died, though, I guess.
I think you're right. The only reason I know what he did back then was because my parents told me. Meanwhile, over at OD and the Library there's at least four or five I can think of who remember when Marylin Monroe died.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-31-10 08:49 AM EDT (US)     489 / 765       
Two of them are staff members, a third is a SHH regular?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 06-02-10 08:02 AM EDT (US)     490 / 765       
In other news, I just solved global warming


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Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 06-02-10 10:26 PM EDT (US)     491 / 765       
SHH regular?

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Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 06-04-10 04:49 AM EDT (US)     492 / 765       
OPA! MOZEL TOV!
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 06-04-10 06:21 AM EDT (US)     493 / 765       
SHH regular?
Well. Peter?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 06-04-10 08:15 AM EDT (US)     494 / 765       
Uh oh, 4chan rules!

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 06-05-10 11:13 PM EDT (US)     495 / 765       
Peter is an awesome cherub.

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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 06-06-10 10:51 PM EDT (US)     496 / 765       
At long last, a new title post for the Tavern.
Uh oh, 4chan rules!
Wasn't there a petition to permanently close down 4chan a while back?

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy

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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 06-07-10 10:41 AM EDT (US)     497 / 765       
Only one? I'm pretty sure there have been a lot.

Come on, what are the bets it would ever come to anything? About half of 4chan would vote to close themselves in the petition, most likely.


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Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 06-09-10 01:42 PM EDT (US)     498 / 765       
Probably, but only after they sack several major websites.

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Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 06-10-10 06:47 PM EDT (US)     499 / 765       
Anyone up for mafia?


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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 06-14-10 02:16 AM EDT (US)     500 / 765       
Just got back from Canada. Fourth time there, pretty nice.

Holy crap, does Bingo have a new avatar??

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
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