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Brightpup
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(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


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[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 04-24-10 05:08 PM EDT (US)     451 / 765       
Toy Story 3 is going to be one of people in my year's 'things'- we grew up with Toy Story (I think no. 1 came out as we were getting into school for the first time) and now Andy's going to College the same time as us. Dah

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 04-26-10 00:26 AM EDT (US)     452 / 765       
I grew up with it too. Andy might still be in college when I enter.
Up was absolutely fantastic. The first 10 minutes are just a cry-fest.
I knew the wife was doomed to moment she appeared. The commercials showed the man too be very bitter and lonely. the only other explanation was the happy relationship soured and they divorced.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 04-26-10 12:27 PM EDT (US)     453 / 765       
Toy Story 3 will be absolutely amazing. The original Toy Story was my favorite movie until I was about eight.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 04-26-10 02:17 PM EDT (US)     454 / 765       
Although I did love Toy Story two, I thought it was always rated too highly. I preferred the first.


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Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 04-26-10 10:43 PM EDT (US)     455 / 765       
I don't really remember the second, but I remember the first a lot. Therefore, it is indeed the better movie.

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MR ANCALAGON
Dúnadan
(id: Ancalagon_4554)
posted 04-27-10 11:48 PM EDT (US)     456 / 765       
May someone please acquaint me with this Brighty fellow? He is a VIP and I do not know him. Does he still visit these parts?
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 04-28-10 05:18 PM EDT (US)     457 / 765       
You're as confused as I am Anc.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 04-28-10 05:32 PM EDT (US)     458 / 765       
How would one take out a secret society?

Feed the birds
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 04-29-10 03:49 AM EDT (US)     459 / 765       
First you gain access to the secret societies list of members or its locations or whatever. Then you just disappear off the radar and start picking them off yourself.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 04-29-10 09:07 AM EDT (US)     460 / 765       
Or, you leave some puppies somewhere and say they're for the secret society. Everyone loves puppies. Then follow them when they take the puppies and then blow them up.

But make sure the puppies get out safely.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 04-29-10 11:22 AM EDT (US)     461 / 765       
Perhaps give them helmets to help.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 04-29-10 11:44 AM EDT (US)     462 / 765       
How can you be sure that the puppies won't turn on you and sell you out for food?

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 04-29-10 12:07 PM EDT (US)     463 / 765       
Puppies are adorable and would never cross such evil lines.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 04-29-10 01:41 PM EDT (US)     464 / 765       
Hm, I'd ask the Soviet tank drivers that.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 04-29-10 02:30 PM EDT (US)     465 / 765       
I have no idea what scenario you're referring to but it sounds awesome.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 04-29-10 05:39 PM EDT (US)     466 / 765       
The dogs who were trained to explode tanks by the Soviets which backfired as they were used to crouching under the Soviet tanks, and so... did.
Not saying the Soviets were in the right, of course, but taking out some poor, innocent of the crime of strapping explosives to the dogs' backs, tank driver might mean the said person disagrees.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-10-10 11:01 AM EDT (US)     467 / 765       
Does anyone read the webcomic AmazingSuperpowers, out of interest?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 05-10-10 07:07 PM EDT (US)     468 / 765       
Never heard of it. I used to read Dr. McNinja quite a bit.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 05-11-10 01:47 AM EDT (US)     469 / 765       
ASP is in my top three web comics, 'tis grand certainly.

So is Axe Cop incidentally.

Feed the birds
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 05-11-10 03:18 PM EDT (US)     470 / 765       
Shit.

Looks like we've got a new prime minister.


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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-11-10 05:37 PM EDT (US)     471 / 765       
Guess that kitten threat worked.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 05-12-10 06:40 PM EDT (US)     472 / 765       
I find it a more pressing issue many Americans think Blair is still PM.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Cheddar Chap
Dúnadan
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 05-12-10 11:30 PM EDT (US)     473 / 765       
Many?


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 05-13-10 10:55 AM EDT (US)     474 / 765       
Well, we're hardly the world's superpower. But Bliar was a good few years now, and there's been coverage of the election over in the US, so there's not much excuse.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Sir Hugh
BfME2H/SHH Seraph
posted 05-14-10 07:11 PM EDT (US)     475 / 765       
I'm still surprised that the liberal dems sided with the tories...

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