First off, sorry, but I wasn't able to do anything super awesome with this. Just an average lame presentations. Here ya go:
In began with the forging of a single online fansite. A fansite of such power it defied lolcats and flash gifs. A fansite so unique and wonderful, it descended to the heavens.
None now live who kick as much ass as the fansite makers.
Forumer – individual who uses a message board, for reasons of his own which may or may not pertain to pathetic attempts at taking over the world – none of which can avail against the might of lolcats.
The wind blew across the snowy plains. Several forumers huddled inside a party thread, passing the time with such discussions as dream jobs, dream meals, and the weather. Truly the height of intellectual conversation.
However, when the clock struck 12 (EST) a second thread appeared. The forumers gasped and darted over, throwing the
doors open to reveal what lay inside...
Atzy: Strangers from different lands, friends of old, you have been summoned here so I can say many things which will hopefully comfort your fragile egos and assure you that not everybody hates you. In other words, the forum awards. My apologies to those who didn't win any this year - please note that HG is not responsible for any loss of blood, appendages (such as your left hand and/or elbow) that you may suffer at any time during this most nerve wracking speech. Now, if everybody could please sit around this most pleasant fire I have ready, we can skip past this most uninteresting opener, and get on to the main event! Now first off, we have the award for the Best BFME2H Player. *opens envelope* Ah, it appears Nenya is the proud winner here. Uh...can someone please tell me who exactly is Nenya and why people think he/she/it would ever stand a chance against my Guardian rush?
Dead Silence
Atzy: You guys sound like the general discussions forum...let's quickly move on to something WAY more exciting! The Favorite Unit Award. Now, unlike last season, our winners are actual existing units in the game. We have a four way tie between Attack Troll, Sauron, Noldor Warriors, and Rivendell Lancers.
Atzy: Ok, really, you guys are getting creepy. And material for jokes is so lame here, I can't even make fun of anybody. We are SO moving on to community based awards now. So then, I'm pleased to announce that our famous WW1 ace fighter pilot here, Sir Snoopy, flew his way to victory. Way to go old boy, The Best Newbie Award is all yours. However, I feel it should be known that EoJ was only disqualified in order to prevent a land slide victory. I mean, come on, the guy's pretty cool for a newb.
Sir Snoopy strolls up to the stage, calmly taking his award, and retreats to the back row, where his doghouse awaits.
Atzy: Next up, we have the award for Best Oldie. Strangely enough, Taylor, our resident Aussie takes the prize here. I guess people aren't a big fan of elitism - I'll try to remember that in the future.
The stage explodes and Taylor appears from the smoke.
Taylor: Crikey mate, that was incredible! Blowing up things rocks! Blimey, I'm bloody excited about this. Thanks guys.
Atzy: uh...everybody's asleep Taylor. Maybe if you didn't talk when 12/13 of our forumers were in bed, you'd have better luck?
Taylor: Oh bloody hell, you're right. I'll go take over Switzerland. cya later mate!
Taylor runs off, screaming and whooping, as the forumers awake from their slumber.
Atzy: Uh...cool. Moving on...
MightyFireball sits up and starts singing: War, huh, what is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING.
Atzy: *shrugs* Yeah, and you probably never eat meat or drive cars.
MightyFireball: ...maybe.
Murrogh: You women!
Atzy: Strangely enough (or maybe not, depending on how you look at it) that leads us into our next award. Favorite Forumer. I feel this overwhelming urge to insert several innuendos into this part of my speech, but I'll try to resist. Hnossa, come on up for your award!And a good time.
Hnossa walks up to thunderous applause, most conspicuously from the forumers between the age of 15 and 17.
Atzy: This might be a good time to say that we're still running IP checks, but it looks like a coincidence so all you conspiracy theorists who thought Arvedui was a smurf of Hnossa - you guys can take a break, maybe take a nap.
Very loud snores from Murrogh
Atzy: Alright, I'll try to speed things up. EoJ won favorite moderator, congrats. (no, don't bother coming up, I'll just email you the medal) Atzy wins Funniest Forumer, woohoo[gay joke]. Aeneas wins Most Mature Forumer - no big surprise, I mean, that guy studies Latin! And Craziest Forumer goes to Arvedui, NO idea why.
The crowd starts stirring.
Jax: Way too fast!
Atzy: First I was too slow making the thread, now I'm too fast writing the thread, sheesh guys. I'll slow down to regular speed. (for reference, that's 4 PPD) And here we go, Best Signature Award. We have Jax for a clear win. I really have no idea which model of his constantly changing sig won the day, but good egg Jax! Make me proud.
Jax makes an entirely separate thread, consisting of an anime picture and a gay joke about how he won. EoJ then closes it.
Atzy: Now here we go, our first rather tangled up award. Sexiest Forumer (male). Mozzy & Jax tie, with Zen & Taylor tied for second. I'll give you guys the awards in my bedroom, if you know what I mean.
Atzy: Oooh, and this is a real mind bender. Hnossa won Sexiest Forumer (female).
Everyone is shocked. Really.
Atzy: Blah blah, best gameplay thread award, the only one nominated, you figure it out. *snores*
The crowd starts murmuring discontentedly. EoJ stands up a bit awkwardly, and shoves Atzy off the stage.
EoJ: Alright then, I guess I'll have to jolly well take over. I am after all, a mod, so I'll try to be professional here. Uh, just give me a sec to read notes.
Several forumers leave, fearing the thread would be closed - locking them inside.
EoJ: Hey guys, now, just wait! We're going to do Best Thread (community) and this one is a total surprise! Smeagol's Homecoming thread won!
Murrogh: I knew it. Russian zombies rigged the whole thing from their base underneath Cuba.
EoJ: That's it Murrogh. I'm warning you for the fifty-third time unofficially (and this one really is the last time!) no more crazy counter-productiveness. *clears throat* Now, I guess I better get this bloody thing back on track. Best Modder award. Uh...see Best player award, but change the winner to 'The Best Guest'.
Best Guest walks up, bows, gives a speech, and yappers on about how he's pleased to win. More forumers leave.
EoJ: Speaking of predictability...we have our two awards: 'Most Predictable' and 'Least Predictable', won by Arvedui and Hnossa respectively. Strange how I completely predicted both of those wins. Ah well, I am British, and therefore the most perfect model of a human being ever. Which is why the results of the next award (Most Intelligent) confuse me. How did Hugh bloody well win?
Hugh: Well, if you consider the relative mass of intelligence when compared with the theory of Energy divided by seven, it's completely understandable.
Kyr: I...agree...STRAWBERRIES...
EoJ: No spamming there. Now, let's move on to 'Most Missed'. Certainly a tough one, since basically everybody awesome here has left. It speaks to Smeagol's wonderful personality that he was able to sweep the votes in such a definiteive manner. Now, obviously he's not here to accept the award, but I propose a hug in honor of that awesome dude, who knew where his towel was at.
Everyone hugs each other. It remains un-awkward until Hnossa nearly suffocates from the overwhelming pressure of several hugs at once.
Atzy groans, and sits up.
Atzy: What, you guys didn't miss me? Meh. I'm going to go be bitter and inactive. And elitist.
EoJ: Alright, you do that. And woah! I just turned orange! Could this be related to me being voted most likely to be promoted? Will I stop sounding like it's 1 AM in the morning and I can't think of ANYTHING funny to say?
Atzy: Probably not!
EoJ: How comforting. Let's move on to the special awards shall we? First off, the Bilbo award. Given to the most old and fat forumer who manages to be a hero. :P haha, nah, just joking. Cause I'm the funniest forumer of 2006 or something. See, see my sig? See where it talks about how awesome I am because I won a forum award? Yeah. But seriously, congrats there Kyr. Would you like to make a speech?
Kyr: Uh...no...it'd probably make people fall asleep...
EoJ: lol, wut?
Kyr: ...yeah...
EoJ: *snorts* oh, sorry. Um...let's move on to The Samwise Award. Given to the dude who works hard at the heaven to make it a better place for everybody. Smeagol won. Aww, I miss that guy. :-(
A moment of silence for a cool dude who knows where his towel is at.
EoJ: Let's move on then chaps. We have here The Elrond Award (aka the guy who knows all the answers when it comes to LotR lore). Murrogh won. And no, it wasn't because of Russian zombies!
Murrogh: Just saying...
EoJ: And I'm just saying, "shut up". Oh, and if you guys are taking note, that's what I call being a 'soft mod'. Which I was for the longest time, thought you guys should know. Um...The Black Gate Award. Funniest post ever. Please note that I was entirely responsible for the creation of this award. Now, we have a tie between the two quotes: "Watch out for the claws!... Girls have claws!" by Kyr and
"Good Lord! - Redus | You rang?" - EoJ. And I'm very happy with myself for proving how funny I am.
Atzy: Weird how neither of those quotes actually made me laugh. Whereas the one I nominated had me rolling in the tears of my laughter.
Catabre: Btw I just thought I'd pop in and say something totally irrelevant. Irrelevant ftw.
EoJ: Hey guys, quit it. Let's just do the awards. Merry and Pippin award goes to the Arvedui & Kyr combo. Legolas and Gimli award is a three way tie between a)Atzy and me (EoJ) b) Mighty and Taylor c} Jax and Abby. I honestly don't even remember what those two awards were for, but congrats guys! I'm going to go play Rugby now, so Atzy will take over.
Atzy: Thanks EoJ. Moving on, Mozzy run the Frodo award, Mighty won the Boromir award, and I won the Tom Bombadil award (which was hotly contested). Hnossa won the Gandalf Award - I can't wait to see her in a beard - and I tied with Taylor for the Aragorn Award.
Scotty: Oh hey there, I'm active! Uh...what have you guys covered so far?
Everyone ignores Scotty
Atzy: Aeneas & Taylor tied for the Tolkien award. Believe me, I checked, there is no registered 'EVERYONE' profile. You'll just have to be satisfied with that.
And that's a wrap, you guys can all be perfectly dissatisfied with my performance. Sorry I couldn't do any better - kinda super busy these days. And unfunny.
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Results
Best BFME2H Player
Hard - 1
Ludson - 1
Nenya - 2
Favourite Unit
Attack Troll - 2
Sauron - 2
Noldor Warriors - 2
Karsh
Isengard Mine - 1
Knights of Gondor - 1
Glorfindel
Hero
Ent
Rivendell Lancers - 2
Dwarven Guardians
Most Helpful forumer
MightyFireball - 2
Smeagol - 3
Sir Snoopy
Atzy - 1
EoJ - 1
Aeneas - 7
Best Newbie
Redus - 1
EoJ
Arvi - 2
Mozzy - 3
Abby
Jax - 3
Sir Snoopy - 5
Best Oldie
Atzy - 2
Hugh - 1
EoJ - 2
Kester - 2
Anc
Aeneas - 1
Lady A
Hnossa - 2
Taylor - 6
Favorite Forumer
Hnossa - 3
Gandalf - 2
Arvi - 1
Smeagol - 2
Taylor - 2
Jax - 1
Catabre - 1
Mighty
Favorite Moderator
Foamy - 1
Aeneas - 3
EoJ - 6
Talon - 2
Lady A
Atzy
Funniest Forumer
Hnossa - 1
Murrogh - 1
EoJ - 2
Atzy - 5
Taylor - 3
Yak
Jax - 2
Foamy
Arvi
Kyr
Most Mature Forumer
Aeneas - 4
Hugh - 3
Mighty - 1
Foamy - 1
Lady A - 1
insaneninja
Smeagol
Hnossa - 2
Murrogh
Catabre - 1
EoJ
Gandalf - 2
Craziest Forumer
Mozzy
Franey
Taylor - 3
insaneninja - 1
Anc - 2
Kyr - 2
Redus - 2
Arvi - 4
Atzy
Jax
Best Signature
Jax - 4
Kyr - 3
Taylor - 2
Mozzy - 2
Catabre - 1
Hnossa
EoJ - 1
Best Location
Gandalf - *eats SS's bagel* - 3
Sir Snoopy - "Sitting on a Doghouse" - 4
Sexiest Forumer (Male)
Mozzy - 3
Taylor - 2
Zen - 2
Jax - 3
Sexiest Forumer (Female)
Hnossa - 9
Lady A
Abby - 2
Jax - 2
Molly - 1
Mighty - 1
Best Thread (Gameplay)
If BFME3 were to happen, what would you want in it? - 8
Best Thread (Community)
Taylor's brilliant parody thread - 2
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Nazis - 1
Bree Bash - 1
Tavern - 3
The AC
Smeagol's "This is my tale" (Homecoming) - 7
Best Modder
Puppeteer
The Best Guest - 6
denker2 - 3
Robnkarla
Most Predictable
Kyr - 3
Arvi - 8
The Best Guest - 1
EoJ - 1
Mighty - 1
Least Predictable
Mighty
Catabre - 1
Hnossa - 4
Anc - 1
Mozzy - 4
Atzy
Redus - 2
Smeagol - 1
Kyr - 1
Most Underrated
Arvi - 1
Gandalf - 4
Catabre - 2
Kyr - 3
Abby - 1
Mighty - 4
Most Intelligent
Jax - 1
Gandalf - 2
Kyr - 1
EoJ
Hugh - 5
Talon - 1
Smeagol - 1
Foamy - 1
Catabre - 1
Aeneas - 1
Most Missed
Yamato Take - 3
Anc
Smeagol - 9
Freaky - 1
Alex
Eruco
Kester
Gandalf - 1
Most Likely to be Promoted
Atzy
EoJ - 5
Kyr - 2
Catabre - 1
Mighty - 3
Best Post
Any of Redus's - 6
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The Bilbo Award
Kyr - 9
Smeagol - 3
Arvi - 1
Mighty - 1
Mozzy
The Samwise Award
Arvi - 2
Smeagol - 7
Taylor - 2
Kyr
Hnossa
The Elrond Award
Tolkien
Murrogh - 7
Arvi - 4
The Black Gate Award
"I'll change mine to PWNSANATOR8376." – Murrogh - 2
Watch out for the claws!... Girls have claws! - 4
Good Lord! - Redus | You rang? - EoJ - 4
The Merry and Pippin Award
Abby and Jax - 3
Taylor and Hnossa - 2
Mighty and Taylor - 1
Arvi and Kyr - 4
The Legolas and Gimli Award
EoJ and Atzy - 3
Abby and Jax - 3
Mighty and Taylor - 3
Arvi and Hnossa - 1
Arvi and Kyr - 2
The Frodo Award
Mozzy - 4
Gandalf
Taylor
Arvi - 1
Kyr - 1
Atzy - 1
Smeagol - 4
The Boromir Award
Mighty - 5
Ludson - 1
The Tom Bombadil Award
Hnossa - 4
Atzy - 5
Taylor - 4
Jax - 1
EoJ
Kyr - 1
The Gandalf Award
Mighty - 3
Hnossa - 4
Gandalf - 3
Kyr
Murrogh
The Aragorn Award
Atzy - 3
Taylor - 3
Mighty
Lady A
Foamy
Hnossa
EoJ - 1
Smeagol
The Tolkien Award
ooutroll
Aeneas - 2
Atzy - 1
Hnossa
Talon
EoJ
Smeagol - 2
EVERYONE - 7
None now live who kick as much ass as the fansite makers.
Forumer – individual who uses a message board, for reasons of his own which may or may not pertain to pathetic attempts at taking over the world – none of which can avail against the might of lolcats.
However, when the clock struck 12 (EST) a second thread appeared. The forumers gasped and darted over, throwing the
doors open to reveal what lay inside...
Atzy: Strangers from different lands, friends of old, you have been summoned here so I can say many things which will hopefully comfort your fragile egos and assure you that not everybody hates you. In other words, the forum awards. My apologies to those who didn't win any this year - please note that HG is not responsible for any loss of blood, appendages (such as your left hand and/or elbow) that you may suffer at any time during this most nerve wracking speech. Now, if everybody could please sit around this most pleasant fire I have ready, we can skip past this most uninteresting opener, and get on to the main event! Now first off, we have the award for the Best BFME2H Player. *opens envelope* Ah, it appears Nenya is the proud winner here. Uh...can someone please tell me who exactly is Nenya and why people think he/she/it would ever stand a chance against my Guardian rush?
Atzy: You guys sound like the general discussions forum...let's quickly move on to something WAY more exciting! The Favorite Unit Award. Now, unlike last season, our winners are actual existing units in the game. We have a four way tie between Attack Troll, Sauron, Noldor Warriors, and Rivendell Lancers.
Atzy: Ok, really, you guys are getting creepy. And material for jokes is so lame here, I can't even make fun of anybody. We are SO moving on to community based awards now. So then, I'm pleased to announce that our famous WW1 ace fighter pilot here, Sir Snoopy, flew his way to victory. Way to go old boy, The Best Newbie Award is all yours. However, I feel it should be known that EoJ was only disqualified in order to prevent a land slide victory. I mean, come on, the guy's pretty cool for a newb.
Atzy: Next up, we have the award for Best Oldie. Strangely enough, Taylor, our resident Aussie takes the prize here. I guess people aren't a big fan of elitism - I'll try to remember that in the future.
Taylor: Crikey mate, that was incredible! Blowing up things rocks! Blimey, I'm bloody excited about this. Thanks guys.
Atzy: uh...everybody's asleep Taylor. Maybe if you didn't talk when 12/13 of our forumers were in bed, you'd have better luck?
Taylor: Oh bloody hell, you're right. I'll go take over Switzerland. cya later mate!
Atzy: Uh...cool. Moving on...
MightyFireball sits up and starts singing: War, huh, what is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING.
Atzy: *shrugs* Yeah, and you probably never eat meat or drive cars.
MightyFireball: ...maybe.
Murrogh: You women!
Atzy: Strangely enough (or maybe not, depending on how you look at it) that leads us into our next award. Favorite Forumer. I feel this overwhelming urge to insert several innuendos into this part of my speech, but I'll try to resist. Hnossa, come on up for your award!
Atzy: This might be a good time to say that we're still running IP checks, but it looks like a coincidence so all you conspiracy theorists who thought Arvedui was a smurf of Hnossa - you guys can take a break, maybe take a nap.
Atzy: Alright, I'll try to speed things up. EoJ won favorite moderator, congrats. (no, don't bother coming up, I'll just email you the medal) Atzy wins Funniest Forumer, woohoo
Jax: Way too fast!
Atzy: First I was too slow making the thread, now I'm too fast writing the thread, sheesh guys. I'll slow down to regular speed. (for reference, that's 4 PPD) And here we go, Best Signature Award. We have Jax for a clear win. I really have no idea which model of his constantly changing sig won the day, but good egg Jax! Make me proud.
Atzy: Now here we go, our first rather tangled up award. Sexiest Forumer (male). Mozzy & Jax tie, with Zen & Taylor tied for second. I'll give you guys the awards in my bedroom, if you know what I mean.
Atzy: Oooh, and this is a real mind bender. Hnossa won Sexiest Forumer (female).
Atzy: Blah blah, best gameplay thread award, the only one nominated, you figure it out. *snores*
EoJ: Alright then, I guess I'll have to jolly well take over. I am after all, a mod, so I'll try to be professional here. Uh, just give me a sec to read notes.
EoJ: Hey guys, now, just wait! We're going to do Best Thread (community) and this one is a total surprise! Smeagol's Homecoming thread won!
Murrogh: I knew it. Russian zombies rigged the whole thing from their base underneath Cuba.
EoJ: That's it Murrogh. I'm warning you for the fifty-third time unofficially (and this one really is the last time!) no more crazy counter-productiveness. *clears throat* Now, I guess I better get this bloody thing back on track. Best Modder award. Uh...see Best player award, but change the winner to 'The Best Guest'.
EoJ: Speaking of predictability...we have our two awards: 'Most Predictable' and 'Least Predictable', won by Arvedui and Hnossa respectively. Strange how I completely predicted both of those wins. Ah well, I am British, and therefore the most perfect model of a human being ever. Which is why the results of the next award (Most Intelligent) confuse me. How did Hugh bloody well win?
Hugh: Well, if you consider the relative mass of intelligence when compared with the theory of Energy divided by seven, it's completely understandable.
Kyr: I...agree...STRAWBERRIES...
EoJ: No spamming there. Now, let's move on to 'Most Missed'. Certainly a tough one, since basically everybody awesome here has left. It speaks to Smeagol's wonderful personality that he was able to sweep the votes in such a definiteive manner. Now, obviously he's not here to accept the award, but I propose a hug in honor of that awesome dude, who knew where his towel was at.
Atzy: What, you guys didn't miss me? Meh. I'm going to go be bitter and inactive. And elitist.
EoJ: Alright, you do that. And woah! I just turned orange! Could this be related to me being voted most likely to be promoted? Will I stop sounding like it's 1 AM in the morning and I can't think of ANYTHING funny to say?
Atzy: Probably not!
EoJ: How comforting. Let's move on to the special awards shall we? First off, the Bilbo award. Given to the most old and fat forumer who manages to be a hero. :P haha, nah, just joking. Cause I'm the funniest forumer of 2006 or something. See, see my sig? See where it talks about how awesome I am because I won a forum award? Yeah. But seriously, congrats there Kyr. Would you like to make a speech?
Kyr: Uh...no...it'd probably make people fall asleep...
EoJ: lol, wut?
Kyr: ...yeah...
EoJ: *snorts* oh, sorry. Um...let's move on to The Samwise Award. Given to the dude who works hard at the heaven to make it a better place for everybody. Smeagol won. Aww, I miss that guy. :-(
EoJ: Let's move on then chaps. We have here The Elrond Award (aka the guy who knows all the answers when it comes to LotR lore). Murrogh won. And no, it wasn't because of Russian zombies!
Murrogh: Just saying...
EoJ: And I'm just saying, "shut up". Oh, and if you guys are taking note, that's what I call being a 'soft mod'. Which I was for the longest time, thought you guys should know. Um...The Black Gate Award. Funniest post ever. Please note that I was entirely responsible for the creation of this award. Now, we have a tie between the two quotes: "Watch out for the claws!... Girls have claws!" by Kyr and
"Good Lord! - Redus |
Atzy: Weird how neither of those quotes actually made me laugh. Whereas the one I nominated had me rolling in the tears of my laughter.
Catabre: Btw I just thought I'd pop in and say something totally irrelevant. Irrelevant ftw.
EoJ: Hey guys, quit it. Let's just do the awards. Merry and Pippin award goes to the Arvedui & Kyr combo. Legolas and Gimli award is a three way tie between a)Atzy and me (EoJ) b) Mighty and Taylor c} Jax and Abby. I honestly don't even remember what those two awards were for, but congrats guys! I'm going to go play Rugby now, so Atzy will take over.
Atzy: Thanks EoJ. Moving on, Mozzy run the Frodo award, Mighty won the Boromir award, and I won the Tom Bombadil award (which was hotly contested). Hnossa won the Gandalf Award - I can't wait to see her in a beard - and I tied with Taylor for the Aragorn Award.
Scotty: Oh hey there, I'm active! Uh...what have you guys covered so far?
Atzy: Aeneas & Taylor tied for the Tolkien award. Believe me, I checked, there is no registered 'EVERYONE' profile. You'll just have to be satisfied with that.
And that's a wrap, you guys can all be perfectly dissatisfied with my performance. Sorry I couldn't do any better - kinda super busy these days. And unfunny.
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Best BFME2H Player
Hard - 1
Ludson - 1
Nenya - 2
Favourite Unit
Attack Troll - 2
Sauron - 2
Noldor Warriors - 2
Karsh
Isengard Mine - 1
Knights of Gondor - 1
Glorfindel
Hero
Ent
Rivendell Lancers - 2
Dwarven Guardians
Most Helpful forumer
MightyFireball - 2
Smeagol - 3
Sir Snoopy
Atzy - 1
EoJ - 1
Aeneas - 7
Best Newbie
Redus - 1
EoJ
Arvi - 2
Mozzy - 3
Abby
Jax - 3
Sir Snoopy - 5
Best Oldie
Atzy - 2
Hugh - 1
EoJ - 2
Kester - 2
Anc
Aeneas - 1
Lady A
Hnossa - 2
Taylor - 6
Favorite Forumer
Hnossa - 3
Gandalf - 2
Arvi - 1
Smeagol - 2
Taylor - 2
Jax - 1
Catabre - 1
Mighty
Favorite Moderator
Foamy - 1
Aeneas - 3
EoJ - 6
Talon - 2
Lady A
Atzy
Funniest Forumer
Hnossa - 1
Murrogh - 1
EoJ - 2
Atzy - 5
Taylor - 3
Yak
Jax - 2
Foamy
Arvi
Kyr
Most Mature Forumer
Aeneas - 4
Hugh - 3
Mighty - 1
Foamy - 1
Lady A - 1
insaneninja
Smeagol
Hnossa - 2
Murrogh
Catabre - 1
EoJ
Gandalf - 2
Craziest Forumer
Mozzy
Franey
Taylor - 3
insaneninja - 1
Anc - 2
Kyr - 2
Redus - 2
Arvi - 4
Atzy
Jax
Best Signature
Jax - 4
Kyr - 3
Taylor - 2
Mozzy - 2
Catabre - 1
Hnossa
EoJ - 1
Best Location
Gandalf - *eats SS's bagel* - 3
Sir Snoopy - "Sitting on a Doghouse" - 4
Sexiest Forumer (Male)
Mozzy - 3
Taylor - 2
Zen - 2
Jax - 3
Sexiest Forumer (Female)
Hnossa - 9
Lady A
Abby - 2
Jax - 2
Molly - 1
Mighty - 1
Best Thread (Gameplay)
If BFME3 were to happen, what would you want in it? - 8
Best Thread (Community)
Taylor's brilliant parody thread - 2
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Nazis - 1
Bree Bash - 1
Tavern - 3
The AC
Smeagol's "This is my tale" (Homecoming) - 7
Best Modder
Puppeteer
The Best Guest - 6
denker2 - 3
Robnkarla
Most Predictable
Kyr - 3
Arvi - 8
The Best Guest - 1
EoJ - 1
Mighty - 1
Least Predictable
Mighty
Catabre - 1
Hnossa - 4
Anc - 1
Mozzy - 4
Atzy
Redus - 2
Smeagol - 1
Kyr - 1
Most Underrated
Arvi - 1
Gandalf - 4
Catabre - 2
Kyr - 3
Abby - 1
Mighty - 4
Most Intelligent
Jax - 1
Gandalf - 2
Kyr - 1
EoJ
Hugh - 5
Talon - 1
Smeagol - 1
Foamy - 1
Catabre - 1
Aeneas - 1
Most Missed
Yamato Take - 3
Anc
Smeagol - 9
Freaky - 1
Alex
Eruco
Kester
Gandalf - 1
Most Likely to be Promoted
Atzy
EoJ - 5
Kyr - 2
Catabre - 1
Mighty - 3
Best Post
Any of Redus's - 6
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The Bilbo Award
Kyr - 9
Smeagol - 3
Arvi - 1
Mighty - 1
Mozzy
The Samwise Award
Arvi - 2
Smeagol - 7
Taylor - 2
Kyr
Hnossa
The Elrond Award
Tolkien
Murrogh - 7
Arvi - 4
The Black Gate Award
"I'll change mine to PWNSANATOR8376." – Murrogh - 2
Watch out for the claws!... Girls have claws! - 4
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The Merry and Pippin Award
Abby and Jax - 3
Taylor and Hnossa - 2
Mighty and Taylor - 1
Arvi and Kyr - 4
The Legolas and Gimli Award
EoJ and Atzy - 3
Abby and Jax - 3
Mighty and Taylor - 3
Arvi and Hnossa - 1
Arvi and Kyr - 2
The Frodo Award
Mozzy - 4
Gandalf
Taylor
Arvi - 1
Kyr - 1
Atzy - 1
Smeagol - 4
The Boromir Award
Mighty - 5
Ludson - 1
The Tom Bombadil Award
Hnossa - 4
Atzy - 5
Taylor - 4
Jax - 1
EoJ
Kyr - 1
The Gandalf Award
Mighty - 3
Hnossa - 4
Gandalf - 3
Kyr
Murrogh
The Aragorn Award
Atzy - 3
Taylor - 3
Mighty
Lady A
Foamy
Hnossa
EoJ - 1
Smeagol
The Tolkien Award
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Aeneas - 2
Atzy - 1
Hnossa
Talon
EoJ
Smeagol - 2
EVERYONE - 7