I have a tale of woe to tell.
It begins with myself, a clanmate and two random players in a standard 2v2 earlier today. We rush, (me with Lancers, my mate, orcs) and suddenly my opponent begins to whine like a WW-II Siren. To make matters worse, he also had that bug where everything you say gets repeated twice more...big fun. Anyway, So apparentley I'm a noob, all I can do is rush, i don't know the game blah blah blah blah...etcetcetc.
The only weay to shut him up was to agree to a 1v1 afterward, now, I do a lot of tourney and I noted earlier that his rank was in the 50k so I wasn't very worried. He hosts, I join. here comes the shocker.
4k Resources.
CaH on.
15min No Rush (he insisted)
On Forlindon.
He picked Dwarves.
Now, being an average tourney/cw player (most of the time) I don't have a ready-made ub3r l33t CaH with more glitches and bugs then the original "Windows." So, I pick Mordor, hit random hero and we get going.
The No rush limit (Complete with his babbling) comes and goes and he attacks. He attacks with all the dwarf heroes plus an Elf Archer that can...
Become invisible at a Whim.
Summon Tornados Elrond-Style.
Sniper a Fellbeast out of the air in a similar way to heat-seeking missiles going after a Sesna.
To cut a long (and deeply depressing) story short, I lost. His heroes (being what they were) simply could not be brought down in those numbers, I didn't have a lvl 10 MoS kicking around to sniper anything so I slowly died.
He now won't shut the hell up.
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So, to all you fun people who use and abuse CaH outside of Hero-Duels I have this to say. I wish you a slow and painful exit from this world.
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Spend less time in the damn hero editor and more in the game if you want to be better. And a final message to EA. [/RANT] P.S. I may be whining, but it's true, I don't like being verbally abused x3 for 2 games solid by somebody who spent more time in the hero editor than playing the game, then losing for that same reason (Mordor was also a bad choice, to be fair). Since when did Tornados feature in LotR anyway!?
-Great Idea with the CaH.
-Well thought out.
-Shame about the total failure to fit CaH into the rest of the game. They are, in a word, ridiculuous.