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Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-08-09 09:41 PM EDT (US)         


1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do not talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous never forgives.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
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17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
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24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more f***** up sh** than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry pr0n of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
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Menu (Special Flavours Week)
Albondigas
Lomo
Jamón
Cuchinillo
Aceitunas
Papas bravas
Calamares
Tortilla
Solomillo

And to drink
Caña
Mojito
Tequila
Cubata
Tinto
Vino blanco
Agua
Sangría

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-08-2011 @ 11:47 AM).]

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algis1992
Dúnadan
posted 11-09-09 02:37 PM EDT (US)     26 / 765       
Yeh, saw that now. ^^
Ty


But anyone care to explain the rulez of this tavern?
Like you just chat,etc.? And what's that menu thing in the earlier one?

I normally use "haha" in a sacrastic way, as I do it in real life too (instead of just lauging). So when I see just
"haha" I get the opposite meaning sometimes ^^.

Funny is it not?
Haha


EDIT: LAME

[This message has been edited by algis1992 (edited 11-09-2009 @ 02:39 PM).]

Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-09-09 03:14 PM EDT (US)     27 / 765       
But anyone care to explain the rulez of this tavern?
There aren't really any rules, besides staying within the CoC of course.
Like you just chat,etc.? And what's that menu thing in the earlier one?
Yeah, we use this place to discuss anything off-topic that doesn't deserve its own thread. And the menu in the last Tavern was just a tradition, a fun detail if you will.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Brightpup
Wizard (VIP)
(id: ChaosRobie)
posted 11-09-09 03:17 PM EDT (US)     28 / 765       
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-09-09 03:24 PM EDT (US)     29 / 765       
Incorrect. Randall is just a guy. He writes a webcomic. Sometimes it is amusing. That is all.
You are absolutely blowing my mind. Please divulge more astounding revelations.

Feed the birds
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-09-09 03:35 PM EDT (US)     30 / 765       
Elvis is still alive. Paul McCartney died in the '60's. Bigfoot exists. Pro Wrestling is all faked. The U.S. Government created AIDS to kill black people. Shall I go on?

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Andalus
Dúnadan
posted 11-09-09 03:47 PM EDT (US)     31 / 765       
Please divulge more astounding revelations.
I am sorry, I don't think that would be wise. You can't handle the truth.
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-09-09 04:06 PM EDT (US)     32 / 765       
Incorrect. Randall is just a guy. He writes a webcomic. Sometimes it is amusing. That is all.
Mm, some xkcd is funny, some of it is heartwarming. The rest of it is maths jokes, the lowest of 'humour'.
But anyone care to explain the rulez of this tavern?
Double post and you get a very sternly-worded e-mail that you can then ignore. Ish.

No, seriously, the Tavern is supposed to be the second party thread of BFME2H. It is traditionally lower-brow than the Bree Bash in the standard of posts(as evidenced by the ending, by the looks of things), but then tradition counts for nothing.

Except the menus. I'll be editing in that later.

Party threads are general idle chit-chat, and though it's not supposed to be used as a spam place, we loosen what we tolerate a little bit here.

In short- multiple imaging posts, * * wars bad, embedded web comics and youtube videos with comments and details of your toe rot good in a freaky kind of way.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-09-09 04:19 PM EDT (US)     33 / 765       
Except the menus. I'll be editing in that later.
I'll be editing them out later.

Feed the birds
Peter Fallon
Dúnadan
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 11-09-09 06:06 PM EDT (US)     34 / 765       
rot
freaky
Odd you should mention them in the same sentence.

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
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Old Bachus
Dúnadan
posted 11-09-09 06:21 PM EDT (US)     35 / 765       
Gratz Brighty. Didn't even know you ever came here.

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
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>>My work<<

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Jax
HG Monument
(id: Jax Omen)
posted 11-09-09 06:29 PM EDT (US)     36 / 765       
I much prefer Dinosaur Comics to XKCD.

house won this
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-09-09 09:16 PM EDT (US)     37 / 765       
I declare this new Tavern rubbish. Filthy foreigners.
Fricking hell yeah.
Its like what I've been saying all along!
Omg I finally understand you!
Since when did Brighty post here?
Since the Tavern was about to end! Duh!
But anyone care to explain the rulez of this tavern?
rulez
*twitches*
Elvis is still alive. Paul McCartney died in the '60's. Bigfoot exists. Pro Wrestling is all faked. The U.S. Government created AIDS to kill black people. Shall I go on?
Paul McCartney died in the '60's.
NO! I WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS DRIBBLE FROM A MADMAN! NEVER!
Mm, some xkcd is funny, some of it is heartwarming. The rest of it is maths jokes, the lowest of 'humour'.
Math jokes are great, though.
No, seriously, the Tavern is supposed to be the second party thread of BFME2H. It is traditionally lower-brow than the Bree Bash in the standard of posts(as evidenced by the ending, by the looks of things), but then tradition counts for nothing.
Where do we usually have the depressionary discussions, though? And don't we generally have Evolution debates here, too?
In short- multiple imaging posts, * * wars bad, embedded web comics and youtube videos with comments and details of your toe rot good in a freaky kind of way.
Wait...
multiple imaging posts
I remember a nice little pic war Sargon and I had once, that wasn't declared bad.
* * wars bad
Agreed. People need to write it out in a proper manner.

Arvy looked upon the denizens of the Tavern darkly. He rubbed his hands together, knowing their doom was coming, and they could do nothing to avoid it. With a sudden urge, he told all except his most trusted guards to leave his private chambers, and as the door closed, broke into maniacal laughter.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-09-09 09:24 PM EDT (US)     38 / 765       
Then his most trusted guards OWNED him with their terrible +5 damage and 100% intelligence resistance GIFs lol.

Feed the birds

[This message has been edited by Atzy (edited 11-09-2009 @ 09:24 PM).]

Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-09-09 09:26 PM EDT (US)     39 / 765       
Then Atzy woke with a grin, only to turn into a grimace as he realized he had just been dreaming. Elsewhere, Arvy laughed maniacally as he watched over the denizens of the Tavern, locked away in their own mental prisons.

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
Atzy
Redshirt
(id: uberjedi)
posted 11-09-09 10:47 PM EDT (US)     40 / 765       
shit got real

Feed the birds
Arvedui
Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 11-09-09 10:53 PM EDT (US)     41 / 765       
Atzy got shit

"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
|
"I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
"Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard
posted 11-10-09 02:52 AM EDT (US)     42 / 765       
I declare this new Tavern rubbish. Filthy foreigners.
New Tavern is fine.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
Ashrzr
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
(id: normandy887)
posted 11-10-09 09:13 AM EDT (US)     43 / 765       
"Why are we talking like this again, Arvy?" the count said, cold as ice.

"Cue gang-rape music!" - Rotaretilbo
"What the f*** is gang-rape music?" - Cheddar Chap
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-10-09 01:01 PM EDT (US)     44 / 765       
You're as coold as ice! Mm, yeah!
Sorry.
I remember a nice little pic war Sargon and I had once, that wasn't declared bad.
SHush

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Nacht Jaeger
Dúnadan
(id: RCM7525)
posted 11-10-09 03:09 PM EDT (US)     45 / 765       
Nacht considered bashing foreigners some more, but decided against it. Instead, he posted about not bashing them.

What's with the italics?

Nacht Jaeger - Ex AoEH Angel
Zombie Gaddafi
Eater of no hats
(id: NeverPlayedHalo3)
posted 11-10-09 03:45 PM EDT (US)     46 / 765       
By the way, you might want to type full sentences/words and avoid abbreviations like lol here.
I lol'd.

4:45 PM - Papaya: can I say that I want to put a ****ing knife in his throat and then take it back

If you don't like it here, we're not making you stay, so please, feel free to leave so Hook and I can make love to each other in peace.~ Shanks
A Banned User
Battle of the Forums EEH winning team
posted 11-10-09 04:01 PM EDT (US)     47 / 765       
No Hook.

You lol'd

"Banned is a beautiful, beautiful man. Visit BfME2H, EEH, or DoFH if you want to see more of this wonder." - Blatant
"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD" - Ashrzr defending himself from paedophile charges.

Scenario designer for Empire Earth and Empire Creations
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Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 11-10-09 04:05 PM EDT (US)     48 / 765       
Oh, he got you there.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 11-10-09 05:00 PM EDT (US)     49 / 765       
Oh no he didn't!

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
Bingo Little
Dúnadan
(id: Medusasson)
posted 11-10-09 05:25 PM EDT (US)     50 / 765       
This thread makes me want to cry.


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