Taylor: Welcome BFME2H Forummers to this certain handing out of awards sorta thing! I’m your host, TaylorFlame, and I want to thank you all for coming here today, as it was $10 a head and I get a 25% cut of all money made! Don’t forget to buy food and beverages from the FOODS BAR! Now let the presentations begin!
*Applause*
Taylor: Now, lets start with the Best BFME2 Player Award! This award goes to the forummer that can lead their forces of good or evil against their foe, and come out victorious against even the toughest opponents! And the winner is… GeneralVon!!!!!!! Come on up GeneralVon, show us what got you this award!
Taylor: Good work, now step back so other people can get their bloody awards, would you? The next award is the Favourite Unit Award! This award goes to the BFME2 unit that the most people love, or possibly fear. Strangely, a unit which doesn’t exist which I nominatedreceived 2 votes. Anyway, the winners are Mirkwood Archers!
Taylor: Yes, good on you, we get it, you’re great. Onwards to the next award! This is the Most Helpful Forummer Award! This award goes to the most helpful forummer in the entire damn forum! *Gets handed the envelope* This is also the heaviest damn envelope I have ever had to open. It ways
Taylor: Well, as there is only one award, we will send them to the minds until we can afford 4 more. Off you go!
Taylor: The next award is the Best Newbie Award! Everyone loves it when new blood comes to the forums and actually manages to impress our crowd of hardened forum veterans! And without further ado, I present to you BFME2H’s favourite newbie, Catabre! He won by a massive 11 vote lead!
Taylor: …Right! That was certainly unexpected! On to the next award! This one is for those forummers who are grizzled veterans of the boards! This is the Best Oldie Award! And the winner is……… Kester!
Scotty: SNIPERS!
Taylor: Close, but no cigar, Mr Sniper. Our next award goes to the forummer we love the most. This is the coveted Favourite Forummer Award! And this year its going to our very own little Gollum, Smeagol!
Taylor: There goes a true hero. And now for the Favourite Moderator Award! Moderators give their soul to this forum, and I mean that literally, it is powered by souls, and so, to compensate them, we give them a small chance to get an award! And the winner is none other then
Taylor: I’ve just received word that everyone hates me, so Smeagol will be presenting the next few awards.
Smeagol: You may be wondering why I am suddenly wearing a tuxedo, talking normally and standing up straight with ease. Well don’t worry, your questions will remain unanswered! The first award I am presenting is the Funniest Forummer Award! This award goes to the forummer that manages to maintain hilarity, no matter what the situation. And this time, its going out to
Smeagol: *wiping a tear from his eye* You can always count on him for a laugh! Moving on, the next award is the Most Mature Forummer Award! If you don’t know what this award is for, then you have no chance of getting it. And the winner is…
Smeagol: The next awa-
Taylor: The next award is the Craziest Forummer Award! This award goes to the person that the forum has decided is the most wild! The winner is… insanesamuri with an amazing 13 point lead! I like to call this margin of victory… a MEGASLIDE!
EoJ: POWERSLIDE you fool! POWERSLIIIIIDE!
Taylor: Hush, little EoJ. Let the esteemed samuri receive his award!
Taylor: All those without legs, have a bloody cry. You should have thought about the possibility of losing body parts before coming here! Anywho, up next is the Best Signature award! This award goes to the signature that is, frankly, the best. And the winner is
Taylor: Poor little bugger, he was so excited about it! This next award is known as the Best Location award! It goes to the person with the best location for some reason! And the winner is… Franey! Where is he?
Franey: Wherever the rum is.
Taylor: And that’s what we pay you for! Good work Franey! The next award goes to the forummer that the forum decides has the most sex appeal.. because it is the Sexiest Forummer Award! And this time its going to… oh dear… Molly! That’s right, Molly! BFME2H, the only Heaven which is pro-bestiality!
Taylor: I honestly never expected that. Really, that was scary.
*pause*
Taylor: The next award is the Best Thread (Gameplay) Award! And it goes to The Strategy Central! However, a thread is not a physical being (or is it?) and therefore the award cannot be physical either. Take that, Strategy Central! The award I will be presenting in *checks watch* 12 seconds is the Best Thread (Community) Award, and this time round it goes to the Tavern! This is the first time the AC hasn’t won this award. Again, same non physical stuff. Now would be a good time for an intermission, so I can get some drinks from the Tavern!
Taylor: Roight guys, les get on wif dees awards! Va next awards is va Bested Moda Award (Best Modder Award) and todaaay it is goen too Tom8778!
Scotty: This award is commonly known as the Most Predictable Award for those who are predictable. The winner this half-year is insanesamuri!!!
Scotty: He also won the Least Predictable Award!
Taylor: I’m damn lucky I was away for that! The next award is most underrated. This award goes to the person that deserves a lot more recognition then they are getting. I’m glad to say that I am giving this award to DarkServant!
Taylor: Good on ya mate! This award coming up is rumoured to be the Most Intelligent Award. Now, as awards can’t be intelligent I am guessing it goes to the smartest forummer. This ceremony, the people have decided
Taylor: The award that I am being paid to present to you now is the Most Missed Award! I am sure everyone will agree, well, probably not, as the votes were spread out, but Kester is the winner! However, she will need to come back to receive her award, but if she does, it magically disappears! HAHA PARADOX! Now lets move onto the most likely to be promoted award! Im sure we all know what that means, and I am pretty sure that the winner of this is the next in line to get a lovely new colour! The person deemed most deserving of this award is
Taylor: Now we have the Bilbo Award for the forummer with the most creative outlook. I am glad to present it to Smeagol, as he is very deserving of it!
Taylor: Good work Smeges, good work. The next award is the Samwise Award, which goes to the forummer which works the hardest or contributes the most to the Heaven. It also can’t be won by moderators. But no-one said anything about ex-mods, so congratulations Kester!
Taylor: The next award goes to the forummer who knows the most about LoTR Lore. The award, it is the Elrond Award. And I can safely say that it is going to Murrogh, who will be receiving a letter unrelated to the awards in the mail!
Taylor: Right lads, you heard him. We are leaving Middle Earth. Hold onto your sets, buckle up, we’re going on a hell of a ride!
Taylor: Now that’s over and done with, lets get on with the presentations. The next award was created by SS and EoJ for reasons unknown, but we all love it. It is the black gate award! This time around, the winner is
Taylor: Now we have the Frodo Award, for the forummer that has accomplished the single greatest feat since the last time round. And todays worthy winner is… DarkServant!
Taylor: Good on ya Dark! The next award that I am given the honour of presenting is the Boromir Award for fairplay in BMFE2. And the fairest of them all is MightyFireball! Good work, buddy!
Taylor: We are onto the second last award now. This one is the Aragorn Award for the forummer with the most leadership qualities. And the winner is
Taylor: Sorry EoJ, Hnossa hasn’t been here fore more then 6 months! She isn’t allowed into the ceremony hall!
Taylor: This award coming up, simply put, is for the ultimate BFME2H forummer! This, my friends, is the Tolkien Award! And the winner of the most coveted award of them all is…. Both
Taylor: Well guys, its been a great half of a year! I hope you are all going to stick around until the next awards! And all 254,648 people who died, sorry guys, it’s part of the show!
The results, with comments by EoJ included:
Best BFME2H player (Seems to be a large margin)
Legolaim -0
GeneralVon******** -8 -Winner
Bendak ** -2
Favourite Unit (Everyone likes pointy ears, I see)
Rangers** -2
Guardians* -1
Isengard Mine* -1
Attack Troll -0
Mirkwood Archers**** -4 -Winner
Demolisher -0
Knights of Gondor* -1
Orc warrior -0
Sauron*** -3
Cow** -2
Eagle* -1
Faramir* -1
Most helpful forumer (Woah! 5-way tie!)
Smeagolfan24*** -3 –Winner (Tie)
EnemyofJupitor** -2
MightyFireball*** -3 –Winner (Tie)
Alias Alive* -1
QuantumMechanic* -1
Lady Arcola*** -3 –Winner (Tie)
Ancalagon_4554*** -3 –Winner (Tie)
Aeneas2*** -3 –Winner (Tie)
Best Newbie (Everyone loves Cat, then?)
Schorch062 -0
Catabre************* -13 –Winner (Landslide)
Franey_Rules** -2
RedusZebrus -0
AA** -2
Best Oldie (Kester is on her way to sainthood)
Smeagol** -2
Aeneas -0
EoJ***** -5
Yamato Take**** -4
Kester******* -7 –Winner
Lady A –0
SuicidalScotsman -0
Favourite forumer (Seems to be Smeagol’s year)
TaylorFlame** -2
AA**** -4
Smeagol******* -7 -winner
Gandalf** -2
Murrogh* -1
Mighty* -1
Alex -0
Favourite Moderator (Bunch of suck ups, the lot of us)
Lady A*** -3
Pulkit -0
Aeneas******* -7 -Winner
EoJ**** -4
Sir Hugh -0
SS*** -3
Funniest Forumer (No! SS’s never going to let me forget this!)
Ethycs -0
Smeagol** -2
Taylor** -2
Alex* -1
EoJ*** -3
SS***** -5 -Winner
Yakcamkir** -2
Franey* -1
Gandalf -0
AA** -2
Most Mature forumer (Obviously no one remembers the ‘OMGOMGOMG!’ convo…)
SS -0
Agalon* -1
Gandalf -0
Lady A******* -7
Anc**** -4
Kester**** -4
Smeagol -0
AA** -2
Yamato -0
Murrogh* -1
Craziest forumer (This was so big a margin I had to invent a new term)
Smeagol -0
Insanesamuri************** -14 –Winner (Powerslide)
Alex -0
Taylor* -1
EoJ* -1
SS* -1
Pyronix* -1
Yamato -0
Best signature (Victory at last! The much coveted Signature award is finally mine!)
Hugh -0
Smeagol* -1
EoJ***** -5 -Winner
Lady A** -2
Gandalf** -2
Robert_Squared*** -3
Gerbs* -1
Legolaim -0
Mighty -0
Kester*** -3
Slickman_G* -1
Murrogh -0
Best location (Everyone loves Jack Sparrow)
Smeagolfan’s ‘Wheeeee’*** -3
Hugh’s ‘Running from a Møøse'*** -3
Catabre’s ‘Unknown’* -1
Franey’s ‘Wherever the rum is’***** -5 -Winner
Aeneas’ ‘Duelling Turnus’* -1
Alex’s ‘*bans you*’ **** -4
AA’s ‘Secret. And Cosy’ -0
Taylor’s ‘39th Battalion’ -0
Sexiest forumer (So we’re all into bestiality?)
Yakcamkir* -1
Smeagol* -1
Echo/ Nausicaa**** -4
Molly****** -6 -Winner
Hnossa** -2
Lady A -0
Legolaim -0
Taylor -0
Alex -0
Best thread (Gameplay) (A nice close one)
Tip of the week*** -3
Create a Hero Central* -1
The Strategy Central**** -4 -Winner
Best thread (Community) (Though SS’s inspired stewardship is without doubt, we need to kick-start the AC again)
BFME2H Photo Album -0
Movie questions* -1
The Bree Bash***** -5
The Tavern II ******* -7 -Winner
The Adventurer's Corner**** -4
Fortresses and strongholds of Middle Earth* -1
3-word fan-fic thread -0
Best modder (This chap must be pretty good)
Pulkit -0
Tom8778**** -4 -Winner
ZenJikiri* -1
Anc*** -3
Aeneas -0
JBV -0
Tom191 -0
QuantumMechanic** -2
Most predictable (Insane bags Most predictable…)
Wraith Lord** -2
Mighty**** -4
EoJ -0
Taylor*** -3
Insane***** -5 -Winner
Aeneas*** -3
Smeagol -0
Anc -0
Lady A* -1
Least predictable (… And least predictable?)
Smeagol** -2
Taylor* -1
Insane******** -8 -Winner
AA** -2
SS* -1
EoJ* -1
Hugh* -1
Darkservant -0
Most underrated (Must be his punctuation habits that are putting everyone off)
Aeneas -0
Dark****** -6 -Winner
Smeagol** -2
Insane -0
Murrogh*** -3
Robert** -2
Gandalf** -2
Pulkit* -1
Mighty -0
Taylor** -2
Anc* -1
Most intelligent (Hugh the new Einstein?)
Gandalf**** -4
Hugh***** -5 -Winner
Mighty* -1
AA* -1
Eruco -0
EoJ* -1
Kester**** -4
Lady A -0
Echo* -1
Smeagol* -1
Most missed (The serfs aren’t happy with Aeneas, or just fond memories? Probably the latter!)
Eruco***** -5
Muffinnameplayer*** -3
Kester****** -6 -Winner
Scrat* -1
JohnDisp -0
Field Marshall BM -0
Spawn -0
Gerbs -0
Boddah* -1
Lego -0
Slick** -2
L0rd_Wolf -0
Most likely to be promoted (I had so much fun with the colours)
Alias Alive -0
Ancalagon_4554***** -5 -Winner
MightyFireball* -1
Smeagolfan24*** -3
EnemyofJupitor**** -4
SuicidalScotsman*** -3
TaylorFlame -0
GandalfDaGraay -0
The Bilbo Award (Deserves this for his storming AC entries)
Smeagol******* -7 -Winner
Mighty* -1
Taylor* -1
Lady A*** -3
Anc** -2
Yamato* -1
AA* -1
The Samwise Award (Perhaps next time I should rule out ex-mods, too)
Mighty**** -4
AA*** -3
Kester******* -7 -Winner
Anc * -1
The Elrond Award (He must like pointy ears, too)
Murrogh* -1
Lady A*** -3
Murrogh***** -5 -Winner
Pulkit*** -3
Dark -0
Anyara* -1
The Black Gate Award (So close to being a landslide, I invented another term)
Franey’s custom title- ‘town drunk’**** -4
Aeneas’ "Very good if you ignore the small Balrog problem." Link ********* -9 –Winner (Mudslide)
AA’s Last sentence *** -3
RedusZebrus’ Post** -2
The Frodo Award (But… They’ no idea how hard it is to get through the promotion ninjas!)
EoJ*** -3
Kester* -1
AA*** -3
Dark***** -5 -Winner
Taylor*-1
The Boromir Award (Another use of my new term!)
AA* -1
Mighty******* -7 –Winner (Mudslide)
The Aragorn Award (Not quite mudslide, but at least I now get girls swooning over me more than before, heh)
EoJ******* -7 -Winner
AA* -1
Mighty* -1
Alex* -1
Lady A**** -4
SS*** -3
The Tolkien Award (The forum changes. What once wasn’t, is. What once was, is gone)
EoJ* -1
Kester* -1
Smeagol* -1
Mighty -0
AA*** -3 –Winner (tie)
Eruco -0
SS** -2
Aeneas*** -3 –Winner (Tie)
Lady A -0
Yamato** -2
Take it away, Taylor! GL, and don’t bring too many Aussie soldiers into it!
TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
[This message has been edited by TaylorFlame (edited 06-23-2007 @ 03:00 AM).]